Only the truth can save you!

A man, after cheating on his wife with his mistress told the mistress to rub his shoes on the grass.

Then he started heading home to face his wife.

When he entered his house, his wife was already waiting for him with war written all over her face.

“Where have you been?” she demanded from the man.

The man quietly sat down on the sofa, slowly looked up and said to the woman,"I have been seeing my mistress. I know you will feel so disappointed but it is the gospel truth and I don't want to hide it from you again."

The woman looked at her husband for sometime, then she broke into a smile and said, "It is a lie. When will you stop pulling my legs? Look at your shoes. I know you've been playing golf!"


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