Don't ever count your chickens before they are hatched!

A man and his 15-yr old son were having some nice discussion when the man suddenly decided to let his son in on a very nice secret.

He told the boy, “Very soon, I’ll buy a very big and nice car…!”

To which the boy replied, “Alleluia. Daddy if you buy that car, I will drive it like this, I will drive it like that!

He was using his two hands to demonstrate how he will be swerving with the steering wheels.

“And I will move it like this…and I will jam the wall with the car like this…gbosh!”

And the father rushed outside immediately, fetched and a very big cane, rushed back in and started giving the boy some severe lashing for destroying his yet-to-be-bought car…


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